- Jonathan: Are you talking to yourself again?
- Sock: No I'm talking to the Devil but he doesn't really like to be called that.
- Jonathan: ...
- Sock: ...
- Sock: He prefers Mephistopheles.
What if Sock got a “raise” of sorts and got like demon wings and a tail and he was showing them off to Jonathan when Jonathan was distracted (like doing homework or something) and Sock gets frustrated and is like “are you even listening?” And Jonathan just replies absentmindedly “Yeah, yeah, you’re cute.” And then he realized what he just freaking said and THERES a heavy awkward silence for the remainder of the homework 😂
but what if some kid at jonathan’s school tried to summon a demon only sock’s the one on queue and when he gets there he’s all like ‘aren’t you in jonathan’s math class?’ and afterwards this kid is terrified of jon because he thinks he’s some kind of necromancer and shit
i wanna put on a cute dress and slay all my enemies
i love the way how this gets notes slowly. it’s like everyone puts on a cute dress an slays all their enemies and then comes back and reblogs the post
The feeling you get when you are reading a fanfics of one of your OTP that was perfection until the author decided to put one of his OCs to interact with them
I don’t really understand how “social justice” became an insulting term.
"Oh my GOD, you’re attempting to address the inequalities you experience personally and are shedding light on the struggles of others?! WOW FUCK YOU."
you do tho. you know its a silencing tactic used to keep oppressive hierarchies in place. taboos and discomfort surrounding social critiques are not individual, they are enforced strategies of supremacy.
I don’t understand girls who don’t like superhero movies, I mean I get that not all girls like the action and explosions and that stuff but this?
Also a lot of superhero movies are really funny:
And also Tony Stark
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
This is a very dark day.
and people wonder why i laugh whenever they try to go “YEAH WELL THIS IS WHAT THE DICTIONARY SAYS” because come the fuck on
/headdesk /headdesk /headdesk
We can’t get a reasonable update to the definitions of racism or sexism that notes the difference between -isms and simple prejudice, but let some whiny manchildren sob out their dramatic manpain about that bitch who won’t let him fuck her even though he asked nicely, and they get their very own brand-new entry.
But dictionaries are totally never biased and always neutral and objective, AMIRITE? They totally don’t make shitty decisions about what to include, what to update, and things like that. No, NEVER.
wow i have no words
See what I meant about who writes the dictionary
Are… you fucking kidding me?